Sup. I work for a corporate security company. I have to say I fucking love this job. I toss out drunk faggots onto their asses every night, arrest niggers for being niggers, and pretty much just abuse my power as a security officer. If someone looks at me wrong, I’m within my rights to kick his ass out. It’s a pretty badass job, but something crazy happened to me yesterday at work.
I found out that one of my fellow officers is an, *ahem*, fellow connoisseur of the anon world. He was really subtle about it, spouting a meme or two every once in a while during our conversations. Eventually, we communicated that we were both anons. Obviously, two armed security officers in a facility with video cameras and stupid tourists is prime ground for some epic real life trolling of said stupid tourists.